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Monday, December 15, 2008

Babies Were Taunted In The Making Of This Video


Call me old-fashioned, but I believe babies need frequent taunting. Like cats, babies are very silly creatures who take themselves very seriously. Therefore, it is critical to taunt them often and thoroughly, as this is the only known cure. They can be taunted with any number of ordinary household objects, such as strings, feathers, stuffed animals, rolled-up socks, kitchen utensils and sparkly party favors. It must be noted that babies, unlike cats, lack claws or pointy teeth and often enjoy being taunted.

I also fully support humans under the age of three being dressed in ridiculous outfits for the amusement of their parents. Although, I think that such silliness must go both ways and you may just have to let them dress like pirates and mermaids to go to the grocery store.

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